Tribute to Ridiculous Voices

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Louis Armstrong] I've been gargling with broken glass It helps my voice when I'm singing jazz [Verse 2: Franchesca Ramsey as Billie Holiday] Drinking wine makes singing jazz easy [Verse 3: Todd Womack as Bob Dylan] My singing coach couldn't hit no notes Had a frog in his throat and he had a stroke So I sing like this [Verse 4: Mark Douglas as Joe Cocker] What would you do if I puked on your shoes? Would you be pissed off at me? [Verse 5: Anastasia Douglas as Dolly Parton] Did y'all ever notice that I sound like Butters? Maybe I'll discover he's my long lost brother My voice is high as Jesus in the sky [Verse 6: Mark Douglas as Neil Young] Jon Hamm, take a look at my wife Do you think she's cute? She has ruined my life, I want to give her to you [Verse 7: Anastasia Douglas as Stevie Nicks] Stevie Nicks dresses like a witch She's a higher pitched Bob Dylan [Verse 8: Todd Womack as Geddy Lee] Today Tom Sawyer's not taught in school It says the n-word and that's not cool (that's Huck Finn) Really? (Yeah) [Verse 9: Mark Douglas as Michael McDonald] I sing from somewhere in the back of my throat I eat a lot of cheese cause it helps me to sing Like I'm a sad dog [Verse 10: Mark Douglas as Brian Johnson] I'm drinking gasoline because it helps me scream I got the biggest hemorrhoids that you've ever seen [Verse 11: Todd Womack as Tom Petty] In the 70s rock stars didn't have to be handsome I could rock out on stage looking just like Richard Branson [Verse 12: Mark Douglas as Morrissey] I am Morrissey and I'm depressed It's cause I never ever have sex [Verse 13: Todd Womack as Aaron Neville] I don't sing low I don't know how to And that may be all you need to know [Verse 14: Anastasia Douglas as Gwen Stefani] I don't sing, I just whine like a baby And that's why they pay me I'm just a girl I'm just a goo-goo, goo [Verse 15: Franchesca Ramsey as Britney Spears] Oh baby, baby, I was hot ten years ago But then I had some babies [Verse 16: Mark Douglas as Dave Matthews] I was big in the 90s John Mayer and Coldplay sound just like me But they never credit me [Verse 17: Anastasia Douglas as Dolores O'Riordan] Just eat some bread or you'll be dead Ghandi,Ghandi,Ghandi-ie-ie-ie, oh [Verse 18: Mark Douglas as Billy Corgan] I used to sing on the toilet That's how my songs were recorded [Verse 19: Franchesca Ramsey as Macy Gray] I try to clear the phlegm out my throat When I try to speak I just mumble I sound kinda homeless, it's weird That I have a singing career [Verse 20: Mark Douglas as Billy Joe Armstong & All] These voices were ridiculous Sometimes they don't sound right That's why they probably won't ever die This video's ridiculous But please don't unsubscribe Or say we wasted minutes of your life