Timber

Lyrics

[KE$HA] I'm in the South, I can't remember If I just moved. Where are my pants? I spent the night with Ms. December Where is Pitbull, let's make a hit [KE$HA] You're late for the shoot [PITBULL] I'm at the beach [KE$HA] I'll go down to you [PITBULL] That's not necessary [KE$HA] But first I'll brush my teeth and gargle with this booze [PITBULL] Ugh. Gross! Stay put, seriously Nah! We just gon' do this one over the phone So I can kiggity keep watchin' Deputy Dawg When you say you're going down, what do ya mean? Do you mean going down on me, senor clean? If that's the case no thanks i got it covered I get more action than shamu has blubber I'll stay here. You stay on your rocker And Kids, always remember to drink Dale vodka [PITBULL] If Ke$ha sings on your song Make the space between you long Last time i saw her we made love When she left i had bed bugs Had to put my stuff in bags Even Lassie, such a drag What is Kesha up to now What is her part of the song about? [KE$HA] I just fell down, crashed through a winder! But it was cool, hey there's my pants I have to go, I promised Pitbull I'd be the girl, on his new jam I think we should, move in together [PITBULL] Please, no! [KE$HA] I'll do the chores [PITBULL] I got a maid! [KE$HA] You pay the rent [PITBULL] I fly solo! [KE$HA] We'll get bunk beds [PITBULL] Bunk beds?! [KE$HA] Best friends forever [PITBULL] No thanks! [KE$HA] It'll be fun, you won't regret! [PITBULL] Ay Dios Mio! C'mon now Ke$ha stay two states away I don't want to have to have the guy come and spray This song is about objectifying women And selling products like Pitbull's Fried Chicken Stay right there in that dive; Luganis Bet that place smells like ass; anus Hey what happened to that model? Uh oh...she...just..got...ate by sharks Chew tobacco doe see doe Is this country? I don't know This video don't make no sense I have to speak to my agent He made me replace Dale with Timber I used to say Dale, do you remember? Dale is an awesome word Timber's just a piece of wood. Hello? [KE$HA] I'm in your house, and I'm hungover I'm gonna puke, where is your trash? Oh here it is, it's on your dresser A golden cone [PITBULL] No! [KE$HA] It's on a stand [PITBULL] Not my latin Grammy! NO!!!! WHY KE$HA, WHY!? OH MAN! At least it's over AGH, COME ON! How much puke you got inside? Hello, exterminator, I have a Kesha infestation in my house. Yes I can hold