Gaga-Plause

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I recorded this song while getting a massage I spent the past several months hiding in my Gaga-rage Since I've been gone, others have tried to claim the Gaga crown When Miley tries to be me, she looks like a slutty clown [Pre-Chorus] Now let's try on some bras with claws and balls I'm digging through my closet, tryin' to find an outfit Cus I can't decide what to wear for this video Gaga LaCage aux folles, montage [Chorus: Mark Douglas as Tim Gunn] What if I dressed up like a bug? (That's not your best look) Or stand naked behind Doug? (I have to go to work) There's nothing covering my butt (that's not a new thing) Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn? (What are you doing?) [Post-Chorus: Mark Douglas as Tim Gunn] D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E (Is this a spelling bee?) That skirt's not making it work, don't twerk R-S-T-L-N-E (Quit playing Scrabble, please) You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I'm done [Verse 2] Sometimes my lyrics are unintelligible (what?) Because I put emphasis On wrong syllable (ooooh) I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean Koontz likes to read to me (You shouldn't be bragging), (he's not that good) I was once full of shit now, I think shit is full of me [Pre-Chorus] Check out my pixel bra, bra, bra, bra, bra Hotter than menopause-pause Give me Gaga-plause-plause-plause Hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer for me Cus I'm your boss, ba-boss, ba-boss Do it! [Chorus] This is song is better than Roar (that song is so dumb) Katy Perry freaking sucks (she had work done) Here comes a spoiler alert, I am Ga-God Watch the church get all butthurt And I'm Gaga-Claus [Outro] P-E-R-E-Z- I-F- U-R- R-E-A-D-I-N-G T-H-I-S- I- H-A-T-E- Y-O-U-R- A-S-S- F-A-C-E Triple word score, I won