Booty Jam

Lyrics

[Intro] Let's kick it, posse in effect Word to your mother Haha, I just made the phrase up, homeboy [Verse 1] I used to be dope fresh chillin' My threads were super fly But I've been stone-cold illin' Since my booty well went dry Girl, your beauty is futuristic Like 1993 But your booty must be sadistic Because it's torturing me Every night I spray my wrists I buy you diamonds and K-Swiss I'm so sick of getting dissed By these chicken-head skeezers I would never tried to front Just to get inside your car Your heart so cold, your booty's so hot What your man got that I ain't got? [Chorus] Booty jam (say what?) He can do the booty jam (huh?) And if you wanna be my man (I do, it's true) You got to learn to do the Booty jam Sweeping across the land Even bigger than Ms. Pac-Man (no) I'll sell my soul to learn it [Verse 2] Excuse me, friend, do you know who I am? Well, I'm the man who is gonna teach you how to booty jam Step one, take you buns and stick 'em way out Wave 'em in the breeze like you're airing 'em out Step two, get you a partner and stand back-to-back Count to three and let the booties attack Now this jam ain't for the faint of heart You get disqualified if you let out a fart I know what you're thinking and you might be right You think the booty jam sounds like a booty fight But the BJ is all about peace and love Say yes to the jam and no to drugs [Bridge] I was once like you, now the ladies are jocking me Got a master's degree in bootyology I know you probably thought the booty jam was about sex Nope, but if you do it right that's what'll happen next [Chorus] Booty jam (am I doing it right?) Booty jam (you can do it all night) Doing the booty jam You got it, you got it Girl, there's nothing to it [Verse 3] Do the booty jam, do the booty jam Everyone's a fan of the booty jam Excuse me ma'am, I'm your maintenance man And if your booty needs a-tunin' then here I am Too much booty in my face Violating my work space Everyday I'm getting chased By these chicken-head skeezers I know that I'm truly blessed But I just need a booty rest I think I preferred being a nerd The booty jam is a booty curse [Bridge] Now we're at the end of this morality tale About what happens when your hunkering for an abundance of tail So remember to be careful of what you wish for Don't sue me when the booty starts breakin' down your door [Chorus] Booty jam (we out) See you in hell, sucka MCs Booty jam Not to be confused with "Do the Bartman" Booty jam