Kim Jong Style

Lyrics

[Intro] Oppan Kim Jong style Kim Jong style [Verse 1] I am Kim Jong Un and I'm not here to amuse ya No, not Kim Jong Il, l sorry for the confusion Everybody thinks South Korea makes the best K-pop But you know who does a better job? Do you? I'll give you a guess It's a country whose number one export is nuclear tests The national pastime of the people is to be oppressed Did you guess North Korea? Congrats 'cause you are the best! You passed the test! [Pre-Chorus] And I'm the leader, the Great Successor Who'd have known? Me! I should have known! Yay! I'd run for office, but who'd oppose me? Any of you? Nay! How 'bout you? Neigh! Because just like Thor God of Thunder My father chose, chose, chose, chose me [Chorus] K-Pop Kim Jong Style! Kim Jong Style! Walk, walk, walk, walk, walking Kim Jong style Let's chill for a while Back to work! Hey, check out our navy Fire, fire, shoot, fire, fire, wiping out hostiles And nobody's lazy Work, work, sleep, then work, torture! [Verse 2] I think you thought the Kim Jong age was almost done But just like Friends or Seinfeld it is only a re-run 'Cause I'm just like my father and his father Kim Il Sung 'Cept they call me Kim Jong Fun, number one! I got awesome hair My daddy willed it to me because I'm his awesome heir You should come to North Korea because we have awesome air In fact, it's the only thing we have to eat because the food is scarce Check-in on Foursquare [Pre-Chorus] I'm like the Beatles, I make the people Cry and scream (Yay) See what I mean? (Whew) I go swimming, I pick up women Take off your clothes (Okay) Suck on my toes (Who, me?) I am Kim Jong Un and I will never be depose-pose-pose-posed! [Chorus] Dancing Single file Make sure and smile Throw them on the pile Without trial Kim Jong style