Shake it Off

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I make this dumb face (derp) I got zero shame I'm dancing like Elaine Invading people's space (excuse me) Here comes a fake laugh (huhuhuh) And now I'm acting black (yo, yo dawg) I know tons of raps Like Notorious 2-Pac (I'm strapped) [Pre-Chorus] I'm such a doofus Acting like I'm clueless But I can be ruthless If you break my heart You'll end up in a shitty song [Chorus] But I never, ever, ever get pissed or miffed I just bottle up my rage then write a hit I treat haters like a fly at a picnic And I whack 'em off, whack 'em off (ha, ha, ha) I read every comment and message board And "swiftkickr" said I wasn't as good as Lorde Gonna find him and squish his testicles Turn and cough, turn and cough (ow, ow, ow) [Verse 2] I fuck English guys (groovy, baby) I got hotdog thighs I always act surprised (I won?) Life is surprise (Yay me!) These girls are working hard (yes, we're working hard) They went to Julliard (maxed out credit cards) But I dance like a 'tard (that's true) And I'm a superstar (life's cruel) [Pre-Chorus] Now I'll try twerking But my butt ain't working It's just some spastic jerking Let me crawl below While I peek at your camel toes [Interlude] Hey, hey, hey Just think in the time I spent writing a song about shaking it off I could have been actually shaking it off To this sick beat [Bridge] This part's designed to be sung in time By some 12 year old girls in a mall (best friends) Just turned 24, not a kid anymore But I act like I'm just like y'all What is this? I asked for Dijon mustard [Chorus] And I'm drivin' you insane-sane-sane-sane-sane With my infinite refrain-frain-frain-frain-frain-frain Torturing your brain-brain-brain-brain-brain (Shut it off! Shut it off!) Ha, ha, ha! I was hired by the CIA-A-A Just to write a song to play-play-play-play-play At Guantanamo Bay-Bay-Bay-Bay-Bay baby (Make it stop! Make it stop!)