Hello

Lyrics
[Verse 1: Cara Samantha as Adele] I know, it's creepy But I thought this haunted shithole flat was a good place to meet To reopen every wound What a fun way to spend a Saturday, especially for you I know my nails look sweet I will work them into every shot, even this POV My flip phone is a piece of shit, so Let me call you right back on my brand new Motorola brick phone [Pre-Chorus: Cara Samantha as Adele] Let's try this one, speak into the cup Man, technology sucks (hello?) [Chorus: Cara Samantha as Adele] I'll just go yell outside Here's a phone I haven't tried Ok, now I hear you clearly on my Chiquita phone Your voice sounds so delicious and full of potassium (om-nom-nom) I'm the dumper this time (why'd she dump him?) I treated him like dog shite (she kicked and punched him) Didn't mean to hog the umbrella, the loo, and the bed And I'm sorry for always wearing a Go Pro on top of my head [Verse 2: Cara Samantha as Adele] Shalom, buena dias I forgot to how to say "hi" in English temporarily-ish (Nice rhyme) hey bro, don't be cheeky Or I'll write a lovely ballad about how you used to beat me (what?) [Pre-Chorus: Cara Samantha as Adele] I'm just kidding, you still can't take a joke I'm so glad we spoke [Chorus: Cara Samantha as Adele & Mark Douglas as Adele's Husband] I won't use your real name, Steve (Steve McGuffin) I just swallowed a thousand leaves (that's disgustin') I got sick of eating spaghetti for every meal So I gave you an Atomic Wedgie and I hope your crotch healed I've been a ghost this whole time (just like Swayze) Your singing 'bout a made-up guy (she is crazy) You've been home all day long and the flat's a pigsty Quit pretending you're a ghost and clean up those dead flies on the sill (clean it up!) [Outro: Cara Samantha as Adele] Boo, I'm a ghost
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Credits
- Writers
- Mark Douglas