Bad Blood

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[Intro: Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] We're really awkward assassins We mostly care about fashion Selena looks like an infant Should we be letting her do stunts? (Goo) [Verse 1: Todd Womack as Kendrick Lamar] Hey, OK, here's the facts, you broke you back That's right, in the future we have doctors who can rap And I got a PhD from MIT and several shines plaques Hey, Lena Dunham, that's my stogie, give it back I don't mean to criticize you, just like to notify you That if you don't gain muscle tone or meat on your bones we'll have to fire you We need assassins with a passion for jackin' people up Not a bunch of skinny white chicks who keep fixin' their makeup [Pre-Chorus: Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] Oh, promoting gun violence While batting my eyelids Is my new jam [Chorus: Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] We're a division of Revlon We test make up and weapons And I'm besties with Dunham Who likes to show her tattooed buns (ooh) Please put your pants back on We have rules here at Revlon Hey, there's Ellie Goulding She should look where she's shooting (duck!) [Verse 2: Todd Womack as Kendrick Lamar] Remember when you bought this stupid whip? Uh-huh And I advised you not to purchase it 'Cause it don't matter if it's see-through, if they can still see you Take it back to the invisible dealership and ask for a redo We just look like we are floating in a sitting position And the check engine light is on, check the invisi-transmission 'Cause an invisible car's no place for Kendrick Lamar So let me out of it, please Don't tell me you lost the invisible keys, damn! [Pre-Chorus Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] My voice is grating Shrill and irritating Just like two seals mating [Chorus: Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] I'm an eighty pound badass So don't mess with my flat ass You know I could've played Katniss I'm a much better actress I love feuding and trash talk I'm a skinny, white Tupac Why did you clone Jerry Seinfeld? I said to clone Hailee Steinfeld, god! [Interlude: Mark Douglas as Jerry Seinfeld] What am I? Chopped liver? How do you think I feel? I'm the guy standing next to chopped liver You two are very funny, let's go get some coffee We'll take my car! [Bridge: Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift and Todd Womack as Kendrick Lamar] I sound like a country bumpkin With pop bubblegum production Pardon this hick interruption That's Mariska Hargitay and Grey's Anatomy, weird The whole wide world is my high school I determine who is cool I'm the prom queen, you're the tool And you're not invited to my pool [Chorus: Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] Now let's walk in slow motion We don't feel the explosions This is a basic bitch anthem A battle cry for the dumb dumbs Selena, you better beware Are those your friends from daycare? You're gonna wish we never fought I'll drop you right on your soft spot, ow [Outro: Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] She hit me Why?