Work

Lyrics

[Chorus] Twerk in fishnet skirts I just made every jerk in here go squirt The mirror is me favorite dance partner Drake follows me around like a Schnauzer Hey Wheelchair Jimmy, go and fetch my purse And run these errands while I spit the verse (take ya time, Drake) [Verse 1] White people be trippin' (I don't get it) This song has got dem wishin' They had a RiRi dictionary (Siri, translate RiRi) 'Cause other languages are scary This song was hatеd more than ISIS 'Til it was covered by somе white chicks They bleached out everything that was Jamaican Took it to Kansas and made it Caucasian This is my voice, it is not an affectation When in da club, be aware of dehydration All of this workin' got me feelin' dizzy Something's funny with my drink Someone slipped me a Cosby Sorry, I was just kidding What? Too soon? Let's go back to the chorus of the song It's just me goin'... [Chorus] Work, work, work, work, work, work Some people said it was jibber jabber But you don't see me coming to your work To tell you how to do expense reperts I know my bouncing butt makes you butthurt But I just beat Michael Jackson's record [Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Drake & Tatiana Owens as Rihanna] Yeah, ok You need Drake to make up some dumb sing-song solo You are why I'm always moanin' Everybody else is bonin' Why can't I sleep on you? Papa Smurf's balls couldn't be more blue If you had a clone, I would phone her too Why do all your outfits gotta be see-through? Now I know you said when I was done running errands, we'd cuddle I went every place you sent me Got your chicken nugget's from Wendy's Oh, yeah, I spilled half of your drink in the car, I'm sorry Soda rollin', rollin' all over They should have given me a bigger cup holder I went on your wild goose chase Now you need to sit on my lap Drake wants a piece of cake Sorry, not tonight... (why?) [Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Rihanna] I gotta get up early for work The early bird catches all the earworms If I'm late, my boss will go berserk I am my own boss but I am a jerk So maybe we could meet next week for lunch? Wait, I got a doctor's appointment Not this year Too much work, work, work, work What's in here? Ohmergerd, Goosebumps my favorite berks