Epic Pop Song Tutorial

Lyrics

[Evan Gregory as Pharrell Williams] Phar-rell in-tro First off start with an 808 drum Pounding their brains into submission [Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] Paying for a live drummer is dumb Now you've received 808-101 [Mark Douglas as Justin Bieber] Remember to come off rebellious and damaged But not so much that you cannot be packaged [Tatiana Owens as Ariana Grande] I like to add a dumb saxophone riff And repeat it like a GIF [Mark Douglas as Justin Bieber] I could be your boyfriend and whisper over this [Mark Douglas as Kanye West] Auto-tune is your best friend It's been my jam since 2010 Now you can be the next pop king Without ever learning to sing (ah!) [Chorus: All] Good enough pop song (good enough) Made for simpletons (mouth breathers) Written by robots Soundtracks to ass shots [Interlude: Mark Douglas as Robot] Break it down, Avicii Now add some country Very appealing to club kids and rednecks [Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry] Write about breakups, always play the victim Sing about boys, take selfies with your kittens [Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] Tell all your fans that you love 'em a bunch Send them Christmas presents and take 'em to lunch [Tatiana Owens as Beyoncé] If you're like Bey, you'll always raise the bar Like when I sing about having sex in a car Try using poetry and clever metaphors Just like when I called a dick a surfboard (surfboard} [Evan Gregory as Pharrell Williams] Make sure you have something to say Even if it's stolen from Marvin Gaye (wake up, wake up) [Tatiana Owens as Iggy Azalea] Everything is programmed and so are you My behind is on your mind so what can you do, boo? This fatty's sending happy signals to your fun receptors This jam will eat your brain like it was Hannibal Lecter (Nailed it, that's a ripper) [Chorus: All] Overplayed pop songs (overplayed) At strip clubs and malls (up in that club) Soon you'll crave shit songs (nom, nom, nom) That's Stockholm Syndrome (we've got you by the balls) [Interlude: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry & Sarah Gregory as Taylor Swift] This is the part where I break it down and have a whiny speaky part in the middle of the song Hey, hey, hey! This is the part where I do that 'cause, you know, that's just me trying to come off as your sweet, hip, cool friend/older sister Yeah, well I know all the slang words, playa Word! And now I'm going to do a duet with my cat 'cause I love me some cats, just like y'all do Yeah, well I'm going to dress up like a cat. That's how much I love cats I'm wearing cats I ate a cat [Chorus: All] It's the best pop song Wait, something feels wrong We're good musicians Let's just jam unplugged [Outro: All] It's the last pop song No more ass drop songs