Look at Your Phone

Lyrics

[Intro: Todd Womack] Yo, back in the day, y'know, only my rich friend's parents had a cellphone Tss, times have changed, now everybody be looking at their phone [Verse 1: Todd Womack] Now we all be like "I gotta look at my phone" It's the most important thing I think I ever have owned Somebody could fall over, yo, this dude is dyin' And you'd be like: "shh, I'm in the middle of Facetiming" Sometimes I sit and wonder "are we really better off?" All obsessed with the light like a motherfucking moth But then my phones goes ding 'cause I'm all late for job I step into the world and get one look at the mob Then I pull out my phone 'cause everything looks hella boring Check in with Clash of Clans, my clan is hella warring Looking, reading, posting, tweeting, writing, searching, jamming Yelping, laughing, flirting, shopping, playing, mapping, gramming [Chorus: Todd Womack] Stare into the screen (look at your phone!) It's everything you need (look at your phone!) So much better than a friend (look at your phone!) He's calling you again (look at your phone!) [Interlude: Todd Womack] Haha, not like that kinda calling Nobody uses their phone for talking What you think, it's 1983? [Verse 2: Todd Womack] I love to use it most when I be taking elevators Got no love for talks or looks and shakes or even "smell you laters" Because what did looking up at stuff ever do for me? I'd rather spend my time paying with the TouchID And it's only inconvenient when you gotta use two hands Luckily for me they make 'em so they understand commands I'd really like to sew my phone directly to face And be part of some future shit galactic super smartphone race But my doctor didn't focus when I told him my idea 'Cause I think he was too busy buying curtains from IKEA Now it ain't my game to call him out and be some sort of hater Yo, I didn't even know he left until he tweeted "later" [Chorus: Todd Womack] How do I get home? (Look at your phone!) There's a guy that I know! (Look at your phone!) Is it raining in Reno? (Look at your phone!) Who is Sonny Bono? (Look at your phone!) [Verse 3: Todd Womack] I gotta get away from all these things that aren't my phone So I started walking faster, destinations left unknown Turns out you can survive without a home or clothes or bed But bring a battery just so your phone is never left for dead But then my phone ran out of things to show me and I cursed So I asked it: "what's the biggest secret of the universe?" It showed me windows into space and time you can't imagine And let me slip inside it's world, oh shit, did that just happen? Oh my god, I can't believe I'm finally in the Matrix As my phones begins distilling life and meaning into basics This could fix the heavy global problems that exist But it looks like irony is gonna make me fall off a cliff [Chorus] (Look at your phone!) Siri, I need help (look at your phone!) "Searching the web for kelp" (look at your phone!) No! Help, not kelp (look at your phone!) "I'm not sure I understand"