“Flight of the Guy” - Sign of the Times Parody

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Harry Styles] I come out here to be alone sometimes But I bring a camera crew To film me looking sad and cute If I concentrate I believe I can fly Like R. Kelly Buzz Lightyear I am pretty buzzed [Pre Chorus: Harry Styles] I drank a couple cases of Red Bull They didn't give me wings those commercials are bullshit Red Bullshit I thought my feet would never touch the floor Once I cut ties with the other four boy band mates Such dead weight [Chorus: Harry Styles] What do you mean this sounds derivative? I don't know what that word is I'm 'bout to spit some future shit Sgt. Pepper, help, get back a ticket to ride Tiny Dancer, Rocket Man Ziggy Stardust, Fame, Let's Dance Let's dance! [Post Chorus: Harry Styles] My album cover is my sexy back Since I'm the Justin one I'll cover that This just in... I'm Justin Now that I'm up here I feel kind of bored Does anyone need something from the store? Or fishes? I'm Jesus [Verse 2: Mark Douglas, Ryan Russell] Key of Awesome audience is wonderin' why We'd make a Harry parody Without the guy who plays Harry They don't wanna see my face it's old and tired So we called up Ryan Russell He's gonna do a fashion show What did you call me out to Brooklyn for? Just stand right there and be adorkable and work it for the kids Grab a guitar this is too awkward Don't worry homie it's a simple chord progression, B7 [Bridge: Mark Douglas] Zayn is always high But Harry can fly Mary Poppins style How does Harry float? On pure charm he coasts Let's try some high notes [Outro: Mark Douglas] This part may be too freakin' high My vocal chords will soon be fried That looks like a shot from Twilight I even tuned down a half step But I'm still runnin' out of breath Harry has got talent I guess