Winny

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For a while, I lived in Vermont with a guy named Winny. We lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If we wanted to cook something, we had to take a sweater off real quick. If we wanted to run a blender, we had to rub balloons on our head. I thought I was a procrastinator until I met Winny. Winny got a birthmark when he was eight. All Winny did, all day, was practice limbo. And he got pretty good. He could go under a rug. People would come over and say, "What's that?" I said, "That's Winny." --- About six months after we were living there, I lookеd outside my window and I saw a bird wearing sneakеrs. He had a little button on it that said "I Ain't Flying Nowhere". So I opened the window and I said, "What's your problem, buddy?" And he said, "I'm sick of this stuff every year! It's the same thing! Winter, here! Summer, there! Winter, here! Summer, there!" He said, "I don't know who thought this up but it certainly wasn't a bird." I said, "Well, I was just making breakfast. Come on in. Do you want some eggs- Sorry."
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