Friends of Mine Song

Album cover art for "Friends of Mine Song" by Steven Wright

Steven Wright - Pop, Comedy

Friends of Mine Song

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This next song doesn't go something like this. It goes exactly like this --- [strums guitar] [Verse 1] Eddy was a friend of mine He was killed playing checkers You know that term "king me"? The other guy wasn't sure what he said [Verse 2] Phil was a friend of mine He was killed walking into a walk-in closet He was walking way too fast and way too far [Verse 3] Dennis was a friend of mine He was killed breaking a wishbone Nobody knows if it was an accident or suicide They don't know what he was wishing for [Verse 4] Bob was a friend of mine Nothing happened to him [Verse 5] Warren was a friend of mine He used to play the guitar down in the subway And then he decided to go electric And he plugged into the third rail and he died [Verse 6] Like my daddy used to say, "If worse comes to worse, we're screwed" He told me to think of the sunset from the sun's point of view He told me I was born eight and a half months premature [Verse 7] Paul was a friend of mine He was killed playing Tag It wasn't really Tag, it was Push Near the Grand Canyon [Verse 8] When I was a little kid, I had a pet possum And he would never, ever, ever, play dead And it pissed me off so much that I killed him [Verse 9] Do you think that maybe, maybe I'm crazy? On a scale of one to ten, six being the highest [Verse 10] Like my daddy said, "My guardian angel must be an alcoholic" He told me that wind chimes were for stupid people so they'd know when there's a breeze --- Thank you very much. Thanks a lot

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  • Steven Wright