Babies and Skiing

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One night, I couldn't sleep, so I got up. I got hungry, so I went down to the store that I know is open 24 hours and when I got there, there was a guy outside locking it up. He said, "Sorry. We're closed." I said, "What do you mean, 'you're closed'? The sign says 'Open 24 Hours'." And he said, "Not in a row." --- Last night, I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Angry babies, all over the place. I was cesarean-born, but you can't really tell. Although, whenever I leave the house, I go out through the window. --- Years ago, I was skiing in England. It was a rare package deal. Two weeks in England, one night in Connecticut, two weeks in England. And I said, "Yeah, I'll take it." I got on this chairlift with this guy I didn't know and we went halfway up the mountain without saying a word. Then, he turned to me and said, "You know, this is the first time I've been skiing in 10 years." I said, "Yeah? Why'd you take such a long time off?" He said, "I was in jail." He said, "You wanna know why?" I said, "No, not really." Then I said, "Alright. Better tell me why." And he said, "I pushed a total stranger off a Ferris wheel." I said, "I remember you." --- Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. Thanks for coming. I appreciate it.
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