Everything Is Kinda “Meh” (2018 Cut Song)

Lyrics

Girl, you dead (So dead) And now you just arrived in the Netherworld You're feeling confused, discombobulated What's gonna happen? What's it like here? Yo, let me tell you Everything is kinda meh (Yo, everything is meh) It's neither here, it's neither there (It's neither here, it's neither there) There's no drops and there's no peaks Anytime a person speaks it's kinda difficult to care ('Cause they're boring, yo) No-one's sad but no-one's happy (No) It's just a level of butt-crappy (Just a bit) Everyone is kinda lame, every day is just the same Everything is kinda meh (Yo, yo, everything is meh) Everything is kinda meh (It's meh, it's meh) All the laws are pretty fair (Yeah, have to admit that) So there isn't any crime, all buses run on time Every radio plays Cher (Yo, it could be worse) We just talk about the weather (It's pretty good) Everybody's like whatever (Yeah) No-one's fat and no-one's fit And the beach is pretty shit Everything is kinda meh (Yo, yo, yo, it's meh) Girl, we're glad you made it I gotta say life's overrated Welcome to a place that screams, "Yeah, maybe this will do" Check your mortal baggage Welcome to a land that's always average And just relax and let us micromanage you It's a condition of our contract To be your first point of contact You are dead, don't sweat it Even the nicest people get it There are so many regulations The netherworld is gonna test your patience Is this heaven or hell? It's impossible to tell 'Cause everything is meh (Yo, yo, everything is meh) Fun of any kind is rare (There is no fun) No-one's visited the sights, of the netherworld's delights No, not even on a dare (There are no delights) No one here is motivated It's like, we're heavily sedated (Yes) Never die and never live We're all out of fucks to give Everything is kinda meh (Everything is kinda meh) And you know, everyday is in the same situation What I would give for some variation Throw your hands in the air Wave them around like you just don't care Tell me if you're feeling good (Not really) Make some noise if y'all can feel me Yo, yo, yo, yo, we are Boy Inferno (Inferno), we're here to say welcome This is T-Dawg, Steak, J-Rock, Rover, and Malcolm I'm the singer, I'm the hottie, I'm the rapper on this track, yo I'm 36 so I stay up the back, yo The netherworld, your new home for now 'til eternity Where everything is meh Yo, except for our harmony (Trademark) We were on the top of our game When the plane we were traveling on burst into flame It's ironic, considering our name you live and were known Never should've called ourself Boy Inferno (Burn, yo) Burning like a child's pajamas Call it fate, call it destiny, or even call it karma Yeah, we look like we've been under the griller But our moves are damn tight and our harmony's a killer Just settle in don't you worry about nothing No pleasure, no pain, all turkey, no stuffing Coffee is crap in the netherworld (Oh, it's terrible) We all buy clothes from The Gap in the netherworld ('Cause it looks so good, yeah) No one can age (Nobody) Everyone's at minimum wage (That's fair) Absolutely no one gets laid in the netherworld (Nobody gets laid) Nobody cares in the netherworld (No, nobody cares) You'll never get eaten by bears in the netherworld (There aren't any bears 'round here) Each day's the same, we can't remember anyone's names (Nobody's names) And we wish that we never came to the netherworld Welcome, yeah