Gotta Get Outta This House (2016 Cut Opening Number)

Lyrics

[BETELGEUSE] Let's start at the start, this is my prison That's where you poop and this is the kitchen [SPOKEN] They're really close [SUNG] Before pediatricians Or even religion invented a soul you could save I've been haunting this house Since it was a cave Ugh Look at these morons, totally clueless [ENSEMBLE] Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-uwu-oh-oh [BETELGEUSE] Eat, sleep and screw is their entire to-do list [ENSEMBLE] Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-uwu-oh-oh [BETELGEUSE] Stuck with these schmucks with nothing to do Just watching these jack-offs scrape by It's the same old story Guess what? You've been boring Way back since the dawning of timе You don't know how to live You are sucking at life Evеr heard about fun? You've just barely survived All you do is complain "It's too hot, it's too cold" You get killed by some rain Before you're twenty years old You invented the wheel And that's pretty much it Yeah, but what's the big deal? Wheels are boring as shit Try inventing a gun, and stick it right in my mouth Ugh! I gotta get outta this house [SPOKEN] Much later I'd live with a tribe of Chippewa Indians Yeah, I'm not gonna go there [SUNG] Let's move things forward! A few thousand years Hey [ENSEMBLE] Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-oh-oh [BETELGEUSE] The house has been built, it's a sweet pioneer place [ENSEMBLE] Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-oh-oh [SPOKEN] Oh-wah! Was I cute? [SUNG] We're pre-vaccination So that's entertainin' One cough and you're off to the grave People whittle a stick or they shit in a pit So nothing much has changed since the cave You still don't know how to live You're still wasting your lives Have a couple of kids Read a book, and then die Kill someone with a rock Dig around in the earth Maybe darn a few socks Maybe die giving birth Beat a raccoon to death Catch a fish and you're done Twenty-five years to live, spinin' 'round the old sun You are dumber than birds, at least they know to fly south God! I gotta get outta this house Year-on-year-on-year-on-year They live, they die And I'm right here I scare them fine But otherwise, I'm invisible [ENSEMBLE] He's invisible [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] Shut up! [SUNG] I stay unseen by living eyes Unless they say my name three times And it's not like I'm cynical BUT IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! Centuries come, and centuries pass And I'm just sat here, on my ass But what would I do What would I give Not just to be seen But to go out and live Really live Step to the present, and what have you got, huh? [ENSEMBLE] Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-oh-oh [BETELGEUSE] The internet And "I can't believe it's not butter" [ENSEMBLE] Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-oh-oh [BETELGEUSE SPOKEN] That's it [SUNG] This boring new couple Pulled up in their 'mobile This truck, just my luck But they suck like the rest Before they move in, and this whole thing begins There's a couple of things I wanna get off my chest You don't know what you've got Nothing's ever enough You're on FaceBook a lot Like "here's my feelings and stuff" You've never been more alone And you won't ever stop Maybe get off your phone now and then and lookup If I ever got free I would play in the sun Maybe climb up a tree, and then kill ev'ryone These four walls have destroyed my brain Will somebody please say my goddamn name?! Well that's the dream to be seen But if I wanna live I've gotta figure out how to get me a spouse I gotta- God I wanna If I don't then I'm a goner Yes I gotta-gotta-gotta-gotta Gotta get out of this house! Gotta get out of this house! I gotta get out of this house