You Can Only Work with What You Get (2015 Cut Song)

Lyrics

[BETELGEUSE] You've got a weird head [LYDIA] Your stench is distressing [BETELGEUSE] I may be dead, but you're just depressing [LYDIA] Oh yeah? Well, you look like a statue that's been crapped on by birds [BETELGEUSE] Yeah, you look like one of Dracula's turds! [LYDIA] You make me sad [BETELGEUSE] You've got terrible breath [LYDIA] No. You look like a clown that's found crystal meth! Not enough smarts [BETELGEUSE] Not enough spunk [LYDIA] Hey, maybe I'm nuts [BETELGEUSE] Maybe I'm drunk [BOTH] But it's kinda awesome that we met! And you can only work with what you get [BETELGEUSE] Like when little miss Muffet met with that spider [LYDIA] Or whеn Siegfried and Roy hung out with that tiger [BOTH] Wе're a great pair! [LYDIA] Like Trump and his hair! [BETELGEUSE] Like Einstien and the atom! [LYDIA] Like King Kong and Manhatten! [BOTH] Can't make an omelet without breaking an egg! [LYDIA] Oh yeah [BOTH] And you can only work with what you get Isn't this swell! [LYDIA] We're like tectonic plates! [BETELGEUSE] It's great when we grate! [BOTH] Cause no one survives Don't we just gel! [LYDIA] Like Tina and Ike! [BETELGEUSE] Lance Armstrong and a bike! [LYDIA] Like polygamist's wives [BETELGEUSE] You look like a dwarf [LYDIA] Oh, you're gross and you're dirty [BETELGEUSE] Your voice is awful [LYDIA] Ew, what is that? Herpes? [BETELGEUSE] Yes [BOTH] There's so much to hate But I still wanna risk it Because though it ain't great It's probably kismet And it feels good to sing a swing duet! But you can only work with what you get [BETELGEUSE] C'mon girl! [BOTH] Aren't we a pair! [BETELGEUSE] Like Cortez and the Aztecs! [LYDIA] Like smallpox and a blanket! [BOTH] We get the job done! A breath of fresh air! [BETELGEUSE] Like a virus in a sauna! [LYDIA] Like Sodom and Gomorrah! [BETELGEUSE] It's just good old-fashioned fun We're such a safe bet, Hal Burton should fund us [LYDIA] Good idea! This is better than when Native Americans met Columbus! [BETELGEUSE] Like crack and a den! [LYDIA] Marilyn Monroe and men! [BETELGEUSE] Like fire in a kitchen! [LYDIA] Like Jews and Mel Gibson! [BOTH] We're hardly working up a sweat! And we'll probably regret that we ever met! We can't get upset, don't forget! You can only work with what you get! You can only work with what you get [BETELGEUSE] And I got you, babe