Lyrics

You told me you could slice through a horse with your face You claimed that you could see through solid pork You said you could communicate telepathically with waffles You told me you impregnated a spork But you were wrong, you were wrong I checked your story on the internet It didn't take too long to analyze the lies that you did spew And confidently prove that You were wrong, Cabinet Sanchez, you were wrong You said Bisquick was used as currency in Abu Dhabi You told me you ate Sandy Duncan's eye (eye, eye, eye) You said you could tell capacity of a hard drive by the odour You told me smoking plankton makes you high But you were wrong, you were wrong Though you did convince some stoners to put sea life in their bong I've found that everything you say you do Just drives home the point that You were wrong, Cabinet Sanchez, you were wrong Whenever you proceed to open up your stinkin' yap The flies nearby just multiply 'cause they can smell the crap And every single syllable you utter seems to be Just such pure fiction it must have been extracted rectally You told me sentient cumberbuns once tried to eat your nipples You said you joined an Olympic drooling team You told me you once shared a urinal with three Ghostbusters And destroyed the bathroom when you crossed the streams But you were wrong, you were wrong And now your fictional adventures are immortalized in song And I hope I make a buck or two from this tune about how You were wrong, Cabinet Sanchez, you were wrong Yeah, every time you claim that you Played strip Pac-Man with The Who Drank a quart of Selson blue Had hot sex with Pikachu Made a bee and mayonnaise stew Saw the pope do number two Cabinet Sanchez, you were Cabinet Sanchez, you were wrong Cabinet Sanchez, you were wrong And your name is stupid Blagh!