Lyrics

[ShoeBoX] My job gave me a poncho My job gave me a poncho A thoughtful token of esteem come straight from our head honcho My job gave me a poncho A corporate-branded poncho What a great way for a company to tell you that they wantcho [Brian Graupner] IT'S A PONCHO! IT'S A PONCHO! IT'S A GODDAMNED ECO-FRIENDLY PONCHO! IT'S WATER-RESISTANT AND IT SNAPS AT THE NECK! IT'S GOT A ROOMY HOOD AND ITS STYLIN' AS HECK! [ShoeBoX] I work twelve hours every day And sacrifice enjoyment I don't get paid for overtime It's salaried employment But they promised they'd reward me For serving them so good And what says "thank you" better Than a trash bag with a hood? [Brian Graupner] IT'S A PONCHO! IT'S A PONCHO! IT'S A ONE-SIZE-FITS-MOST-ADULTS PONCHO! IT COMES IN A SPORTY BAG THAT'S MESH LIKE A NET! MADE OF EVA FABRIC TO PROTECT ME FROM WET! [ShoeBoX] What did I do to deserve a garment so divine? Such еxquisite finery I can't beliеve it's mine The logo of my company emblazoned on the right But still close to my heart as I slave on into the night (into the night) [ShoeBoX] Wrap it around me when the cold winds start to blow Just like a big warm hug straight from our CEO I thought maybe I'd just get y'know a pay raise or whatever But money comes and money goes - PONCHOS ARE FOREVER! [ShoeBoX] I cancelled my vacation to Meet arbitrary end dates I sat through every training vid Read every company mandate I signed away my patent rights For every innovation But now I'm moderately shielded From light precipitation [Brian Graupner] WITH MY PONCHO! IT'S A PONCHO! IT'S A COMPACT UNISEX PONCHO! WITH THIS RAIN-RESISTANT THANK YOU NOTE DRAPED OVER ME I LOOK LIKE THOSE THINGS FROM JOURNEY ON THE PLAYSTATION 3! [Brian Graupner] BUT IT'S A PONCHO! IT'S A PONCHO! IT'S A BULK-PURCHASED CORPORATE BRANDED PONCHO! THOUGH IT'S NOT HEALTH INSURANCE OR A 401k I'VE GOT "RECIPIENT OF PONCHO" ON MY RESUME!