Mic Stand

Lyrics
There's a song that's coming up For which I poorly planned I look around the stage and I don't see a fucking stand With both hands occupied Playing my keytar I quickly scan the audience and AHA! There you are Come be my mic stand You can join me on the stage Holding forth the magic stick that amplifies my rage You're a mic stand And I feel like such a jerk You paid to see my concert And I put your ass to work Up there on the stage Standing tall and proud Arm outstretched to hold aloft The thing that makes me loud Your peers are usually tripods Or have a metal base But you're the only one I've met with two legs and a face You're a mic stand And you stand there while I shout I'm sorry if I spit on you I hope it washes out You're a mic stand And I can't thank you enough I wish I had more stage equipment that would buy my stuff Okay…there's supposed to be a keytar solo here but you're just staring at me and you're like RIGHT THERE and it's making me kinda self-conscious. Can you, like, uh, look over that way for just a minute? Okay, thanks *keytar solo* You're a mic stand Holding mics is what you do Hey you've got another hand, man, can you hold my water too? You're a mic stand And I can't believe you're here You paid to see my concert and I use you as my gear You're a mic stand
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