Lyrics

[ShoEboX, Rand Bellavia] (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Seven in the morning and I'm sick of all of this again I shoulda gone to bed but I don't seem to have the discipline To close a stupid tab, close a fuckin' window Gotta fill the hollow, got to wallow in the info Swallowin' the info Following the status quo Someone wrote a post about their childhood, but I can top it Have to take this survey to identify my inner Muppet Argue Doctor Who, fight about Benghazi Says I'm Sam the Eagle but I think I'm really Fozzie I really think I'm Fozzie But are you Pavement or Fugazi? Infobesity Infobesity Upvote, retweet, someone agrees with me Infobesity Infobesity Every social channel takes another little piece of me Mention my connection to the latest dead celebrity then Cyberstalk a person more successful than I'll ever be I start to feel depressed so then I vaguebook "I am stressed" again Then cyberhugs, my anti-drugs, my friends are just the best Wow You guys, I'm really blessed Wow I think that I'll get dressed now! I spend a couple hours in a massive multiplayer circus Grinding at my keyboard in pursuit of ultimately worthless Social stimuli, I try achievement simulation Buying cyber-junkfood satisfying ego validation But it's only recreation Mental masturbation Infobesity Infobesity Downvote, link Snopes Bro, you want a piece of me? Infobesity Infobesity Now don't you even go there, I could unfriend you so easily I do the tap, tap, tap, tap, tap dance I do the click, click, click, click, click trance More pictures, more text Spinning in a vortex Stuffing all the junk food into my cerebral cortex Infobesity Infobesity Half a billion people seeking affirmation ceaselessly Infobesity Infobesity Is it any wonder we don't treat each other decently? Validate me or I'll vilify you Validate me or I'll vilify you Validate me or I'll vilify you Validate me, vilify you Validate me or I'll vilify you Validate me, vilify you Validate me or I'll vilify you Validate me, vilify you Validate me or I'll vilify you Val, date me, or don't, eff you Val- what?