Lyrics

Boning away on the ottoman Boning the whole day long The couch is too old and gray and the bed is too far away So sing with me this happy boning song Boning away on the ottoman There's nothing I'd rather do Than help you out of your good dress, and dork you on the footrest Just boning away and boning away And no I won't stop 'til my scrotum decays Just boning away on the ottoman with you! (Eck)