Lyrics

[Spoken] To listen to your messages, press one To change your personal options, press four To listen to your messages, press one To disconnect, press star [Verse 1] I call you every day but you never get back to me I've been checking my voicemail obsessively It's been seven months since we've last spoken Are you avoiding me or is your phone just broken Your sister told me you were seeing someone new Well I am too and she's hotter than you [Chorus] I'm in love, love, love I'm in love with the voicemail lady, (Press one) I'm in love, love, love And she's gonna have my digital babies, (Autoplay on or off) [Verse 2] That's right girl you've been replaced Cause she's my soul mate but I've never seen her face I love the way she asks me to enter my PIN Now I'm hot and bothered and ready to begin, yeah [To turn your me on, press one To control me, press two To enter me, press three To pound me ass, press star] [Verse 3] I'm on the phone so much they say I'll get a tumor I'm not really worried cause I think that's just a rumor I'm frustrated but I've got no choice She's never ever touched me but she gives good voice I've found the address of the girl that plays her Then I put on my tie and my nicest blazer Then I ran up to the door and I rang the bell Then her husband walked out and said 'What the hell?' [Spoken] Hello and welcome to, bitchslap town You have selected to get your ass kicked Rated R, don't ever go near my wife again Rated R, If you'd like to get your ass kicked again Press one [Chorus] I'm in love, love, love I'm in love with the voicemail lady, (Goodbye) I'm in love, love, love I'm not sure if I can still have babies I'm in love, love, love, (Are you still there?)