E.T. V.D.

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Kanye West] I got on silver pants, I'm in a spaceship I'm not a sissy but I'm feelin' kinda spacesick I'm the greatest, unafraidest, I got braces, I'm about to throw u-u-up Cus I ate at space Pizza Hut Had to move to outer space, the only place my head can fit Gonna find a Borg chick and go to space bed with it Knocked up a Neptunian, created a new race Dated a Plutonian but only got to fifth base [Verse 2: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry, Mark Douglas as Kanye West & Todd Womack as Russell Brand] Kanye, why are you here? I don't like this version You're not on the album Katy, uh, let me be clear, uh Every single pop hit Needs a rapper on it This song's about Russell B It's got nothing to do with Doin' it with blue chicks Katy, it's okay with me I'm actually quite enjoying this [Pre-Chorus: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry] I tried to write a smart song With deep symbolism They've got me made up Like a space slut who dances for Jabba the Hutt [Chorus: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry] Sell me, s-s-sell me Bury all my talent With robotic sounds and Auto-t-t-tuning Package me to death And don't forget my chest More, product placement We've got to pay the rent Mix Wall-E with T and A Now, here's more from Kanye [Verse 3: Mark Douglas as Kanye West] Come take a ride on my rocket Give you a grand tour of my cockpit Why does it burn every time I go space pee? I musta caught a case of E.T.V.D Them green whores gave me iridescent sores Why did I boldly go where so many had gone before? Too many seventeensomes with Romulans Next time I'll have to pack a stack of plasma condioms [Pre-Chorus: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry & Todd Womack as Russell Brand] Pop life is no longer fun I'm flyin' to the sun But who will raise the benjamins I can't afford this mansion