Lyrics

[Chorus] I'm the ghost of Christmas past Please don't look at my ass All sad Eminem raps must have a Dido Remember Dido? Well, I'm the new Dido, Dido Now here's a pissed off rap [Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Eminem & Justin Brown as Dr. Dre] Oh my god, it's kinda odd that you got all these wires and tubes Coming outcha body, oops, I just saw your balls and pubes Come on Dre, please wake up, I brought you some Shape-ups You used to be the man now you can't even pick a grape up Hey, all I'm sayin' is you better not be fakin' this I just found a wallet, is it yours? Well I'm takin' it What if I bent back your wrist? Or put some red stuff on your lips? Look, it's Angela Basset What is this a bag of piss? You're in a coma so it makes it less embarrassing For me to own up to the feelings I've been harboring What I'm trying to say Dre is that you complete me If I was a cup of sake, you would be sashimi And if you feel the way I do I just need a sign from you Just a tiny movement of a finger or a toe will do Wait, did you just move your ear? Well I'm readin' you loud and clear Lay back, I'll do all the work I'm awake, you stupid jerk [Chorus] I was not expecting that That was kind of messed up But it explains some stuff He acts homophobic So no-one will notice It's all been decoded Me thinks he doth protest too much [Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Eminem & Justin Brown as Dr. Dre] It literally was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen Your white lips were hovering and puckering You tried to have your way with me while I was barely alive I was trying to give you CPR till the nurse arrived I don't know Slim, that excuse seems pretty thin Let's just get on with your rehabilitation Just help me work out cus I'm tryin' to get sexy and buff Do me a favor and inject this needle into my butt There's nothin' weird about that I can do that for you That's just the kind of thing a friend would have another friend do I know that there's nothing wrong with it Shut up and get on with it Before we get old, man My butt's getting cold, Slim You're cold? That's probably cause you never stretched out Don't you it's the most important part of a work out? You know a rub down might even be necessary Are you any good those? Oh, most definitely [Chorus: Mark Douglas as Elton John] Why don't you two just make out That's what this is about Join the parade outside I've made mango martinis And some cocktail weenies Come out of the closet, you meanies And show some rainbow pride