Bearded Nun

Lyrics

[Refrain] Bearded, bearded nu-un Bearded, bearded nu-un Bearded, bearded nu-un Bearded, Gaga [Verse 1] You ask where I get my ideas from I used to get them from my gay husband But predictable is what he has become So now I only listen to the nun [Pre-Chorus] (Ha-ah, ah-ah-ah, ha-ah, ah) That was a good one You are comedian [Chorus] I don't know what he is but I think he's the shiz So I'm worshipping the Bearded Nun I know a lot of trannies, geeks, and circus freaks But he's easily the wеirdest one I'm not sure if it's a dudе 'Cos I've never seen it nude Puts on lipstick with a gun The father, son, and Bearded Nun [Refrain] Gaga, I'm home I brought food for the gnomes Are you here alone? What the Gaga? [Verse 2] How the hell could you do this to me? Get thee to a bearded nunnery What are you doing home on a school day? School is closed for Kathy Griffin Day [Pre-Chorus] I challenge you to a weird-off Of fives round, the loser leaves town [Breakdown] This is the championship, it will decide who is hip Here's Lord Gaga's first attempt (ohh, that was nice) And now the nun's at the plate, he slaps a cat in the face And builds a gingerbread house with his mind Here's Lord Gaga's retort: he's putting on his cheese shorts And then he brings out some mice (okay, that's weird) Looks like the nun's on the ropes, he calls in the Bearded Pope Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard (no!) [Chorus] I guess that means he won but now his beard is gone And that's where he gets his power from [Refrain] Bearded, bearded nu-un I think we're done Dear gay husband Accept my apolo-Gaga