Fetish

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Tatiana Owens as Selena Gomez] I crashed my Buick I did not mean to do it But that sunset was too lit Had to look right into it Shades would be sweeter But my fingers are cheaper Since I broke up with Bieber My songs have gotten weirder [Pre-Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Selena Gomez] I've had this face Since I was five (months), ah I'm Lana Del Rey Except pint-sized, ah [Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Selena Gomez] I'm feelin' peckish, what's for lunch? This shard of glass is a good light snack When you're hot you don't have to chew I tied my tongue up like a shoe Here's my impression of a mop My favourite look is sexy drowned rat I'm not allowed to eat real food So Windex is my favorite juice This stuff is edible enough [Verse 2: Tatiana Owens as Selena Gomez] I'm lovin' this lipstick It's carb-free and delicious You think that I'm singing But it's just horny whispering No-one will help me Put away all these groceries Does the lettuce go into the toilet or right on my body? [Pre-Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Selena Gomez] It rains inside At dinner time, ah My plumber might Need to be fired, ah [Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Selena Gomez] Is this a fetish or just dumb? I've got the world's most f'ed up spice rack I should look up what fetish means But I ate the dictionary I bought this thing to curl my tongue It's not working, I should take it back What other dumb shit can I do? Maybe I'll whip up some bleach stew I put a radish in my butt [Verse 3: Mark Douglas as Gucci Mane] You're here, thank God! Can we please talk? Selena locked me up like Jigsaw Been stuck in here since half past three Can someone turn off the AC? Why'd I bother gettin' thinner? Now I'm gonna die like a TV dinner Some college kid will write a thesis On the meaning of all these peaches Girl, you promised that you'd let me hit it But now both of my balls are frostbitten Hold up though I just found all this peach froyo I guess this isn't so tragic, yolo [Chorus: Tatiana Owens as Selena Gomez & Mark Douglas] I can't digest all of this stuff (what the hell?) The owner of the house just came back (my kitchen!) Excuse me, who the hell are you? Why did you eat my favorite shoes? I got a fetish for your Uggs