Bon Appétit

Lyrics

[Intro: Quavo] Katy Perry, Migos Who's worse? You decide Music is dead! [Chorus: Katy Perry] I'm wrapped up like a chew toy I'm still singing about boys Well into my thirties This is my most cringeworthy phase Blue balls or blue apron This song isn't well done It's my third crappiest one After Swish Swish and Ur So Gay (real songs) [Verse 1: Katy Perry] Me not making faces Is rarer then TarTare When it comes to subtle tea I'm the culinary Jar Jar Is this a Tasty video Or a tasteless food porno? I'm the Pillsbury Dough Ho (Hoo Hooo) [Pre-Chorus: Katy Perry] You know you love My hot doughy butt You'll bust a doughnut When I'm inside you More wordplay Yes you knead this song I'm like stretch armstrong Feast on my toe-fu [Chorus: Katy Perry] I need to be defloured My clam needs your chowder Your filthy brain needs a shower 'Cause I'm not cursing technically I'm gonna fuck your banana If you get what I'm after You would think I ate Nebraska Because my shit is so corny I'm the real Slim Shady [Spoken] Welcome back to Pop Chef Let's see what our judges have to say [Verse 2: Quavo] Katy must be high Has she lost her mind? Using too much damn cheese You could have used more thyme [Verse 3: Takeoff] Sexy piece of candy has matured Into a horny foodie connoisseur She told me this was Kobe but it's tripe But I have to say the melons do look ripe (points) [Verse 4: Offset] I prefer a Katy Perry ballad, that's about it The missing ingredient was talent, now she wildin' Trying to be a female DJ Khaled And a Justin Bieber haircut disagrees with my pallet [Verse 5: Quavo] Thumbs down, not impressed Suprised you didn't steal Lady Gaga's meat dress Has anybody seen our waitress? No? Cause' Migos need separate checks I'll call a chauffeur This thing doesn't work [Chorus: Katy Perry] Now I'm super hungry I guess I could just eat me Besides, who really needs feet? This song is allover the place I've made too many food puns I've got food pun poisonin' Where's the vomitorium? Oh god, I'm even sick of me