Die Young

Lyrics

[Chorus] Just play those four chords from that Flo Rida song There used to be different hits, now we recycle one And play it ad nauseum None of my fans give a damn cus they're stupid and young (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, young and dumb) Their brains have gone numb (Numb, numb, numb, our brains are numb) Cus thinking is dumb (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, books are dumb) Do what I say, every day, and your gonna die dumb Let's chug some rum with our bums and make sure we die young [Verse 1] Backyard wrestling Falling off of balconies Tweet your twat, text and drive Drinking vodka through your eyes Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer (yolo) Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer (oh no) [Pre-Chorus] Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet I dress like a truck stop whore Your daughter loves me and she's four [Chorus] I was a hot mess, now I'm just a plain mess I must confess that some nights I just want to go home And read a book all alone It's possible that we might grow up and die old (No, no, no, we won't get old) That's what I've been told (No, no, no, you can't go home) I'm getting a cold (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, we're still dumb) You're living hard while you're young and it's making you old That boob tattoo's gonna droop and be unreadable [Verse 2] Trainwrecks, state your creed (Never sober, never clean) Out the cab, flash the vag Set the women's movement back Still don't care about my personal hygiene (pew) A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans (cute) [Pre-Chorus] If you act like a moron for fun (duh) Pretty soon you will become one (huh) Slowly getting back at our fathers Let's sing all my songs on top of each other [Outro] Don't stop, take it off, DJ, bla bla, tik tok, we are who we are, stop talk-talk-talk-talkin', love is my drug (we're gonna die young) Don't stop, take it off, DJ, bla bla, tik tok, we are who we are, stop talk-talk-talk-talkin', love is my drug (we're gonna die young)