Lyrics

[Intro: Mark Douglas as Snoop Dogg] Greetings, beotches Take off ya pants [Verse 1: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry] I know a place Where the girls are always meaner If you ain't rich They're goin' nowhere near your wiener Sippin' Starbucks A venti skinny mocha chai tea (With foam) Drivin' Escalades While they're texting and re-tweeting On iPhones [Pre-Chorus: Katy Perry] You can try to approach us But we're all the same, we don't care what your name is We'll look at you for a second But that's just to make sure that you're not famous [Chorus: Katy Perry] California girls, we're unreliable Never worked a day in our lives Hybrid dogs in bags, we leave 'em in the car (Barking, autotuned barking) California girls, we're so predictable Hottest bodies money can buy Spray-tanned silicone boobs are indestructible Boing-boing, boing, boing-boing [Bridge: Snoop Dogg] Sign your name on the dotted line Don't need brains if that ass is fine Once you cross that L.A. border You develop an eating disorder Sell your soul, dance on the pole Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role Nose jobs, tummy tucks These are the girls I like to... hang out with Inflate your lips, lose the hips See-through shirts, show off your nips Paparazzi is everywhere Oops, forgot your underwear? Katy my Lady, I'm all up on ya 'Cause you're representin' California But you know I'd still be all up in ya Even if that ass was from Virginia And you know that you can bet your butt That I'd do girls from Connecticut I could really fill my booty quota By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota [Chorus: Katy Perry] California Girls, we are so desperate Sold our souls for fortune and fame Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith Oh, oh, oh (Throw up sounds) "California Gurls" is so repetitive All pop sounds exactly the same It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did Oh, woah, woah, oh Oh, woah, woah, oh