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Well, I woke at 3 AM The room was cold and dark and empty And you weren't there But your makeup was still on the shelf Your perfume lingered heavy in the air And I wandered to the window and I gazed out at the lights And I got to thinking fondly of the love we shared last night And I won't forget what happened next You sent the most amazing text It went like this: Will you love me in the morning? Like you loved me go the night (It's predictive text) 'Cause when you jove me go the morning You make everything feel sight (Right) I may be down and in a ditch (In a ditch) But with you I'm truly shag (Rich) You know I'm dazzled by your charms So please gold me in your bross And jove off go the SMS data error Well I was so excited by your words, I couldn't get to sleep And the moment that I closed my eyes, my phone again went "beep" And it said: Sorry, it's not workin' out I'm gettin' back together with my ex His name is also Pete And that last text was meant for him And not for you, you're dumped Well, I was feeling kind of angry And I was feeling kind of numb And as the tears welled in my eyes I poured my heart out through my thumb And I said: Duck you, you ducking aunt! And I accidentally sent it to my mum!