One Minute Filth Song

Lyrics

Well I've only got a minute to record this song And then they're going to kick me out the booth And a minute once you're in it isn't very long So my lyrics aren't that great to tell the truth I'll be lucky if I get to do a chorus A middle eight don't even figure in my plan So instead, I bought a big profanisaurus I'll cram in every f*cking swear word that I can F*cking c*nt So, how'd you like my m*therf*cking song, you tw*ts? How'd you like my m*therf*cking b*stard song? If you hate it you can stick in between your fl*ps Or wrap it 'round your cheesy f*cking dong Yes, the swearing is particularly dense *beep* *beep* To cause a maximum of w*nky w*nk offense *beep* *beep* And I know you cannot wait for this filth to terminate But the ending is still fifteen seconds hence, *nal wart So, how'd you like my m*therf*cking song, you tw*ts? How'd you like my m*therf*cking b*stard *beep* *beep* granny *beep* How'd you like my m*therf*cking, monkey w*nking, donkey f**ting song?