Never Gonna Win the World Cup

Lyrics

From the corners of the Earth, they come They come to prove what they are worth, what they're worth Achtung, Germany, au revoir, France Adiós, Argentina, you don't stand a chance Mia dogo, Togo, hasta luego, Spain You can all save yourselves a whole World Cup of pain Because England's gonna win the World Cup So wear your England kits And hold your tabloid centerfolds up With the footballs on their tits 'Cause England's gonna win (England!) Is hopefully gonna win (England!) So buy a cuddly lion for the kids (For the kids) Yes, we're probably gonna win the World Cup No matter what they say And we'll never let our flags be furled up However crap we play 'Cause I'm sure we're gonna win (England!) Yes, we're definitely gonna win (England!) And don't you let the facts get in the way Each silver lining has a cloud What if our boys don't make us proud? To be frank, if we won, we'd be put out There'd be nothing to feel disappointed about So take all the flags from off your car Put your commemorative biscuits right back in the jar 'Cause we might not win the World Cup But just a wooden spoon And we really shouldn't get our hopes up Until the end of June It's far from certain that we'll win (England!) Might not be going to win (England!) Although statistically we've got to win it soon Beckham once dreamed he was holding the Cup The proudest day of his whole life (Oh, the World Cup!) It was hard, it was dense, it was cold to the touch When he woke he was holding his wife 'Cause we're never gonna win the World Cup All the games are jinxed Soon the pub projection screens will be curled up And we'll cry into our drinks 'Cause we probably won't win (England!) It's unlikely that we'll win (England!) I'm only saying what everybody thinks 'Cause we're never gonna win the World Cup It's looking pretty bleak And after all the months of buildup We'll last about a week 'Cause we're not gonna win (England!) Are not gonna win (England!) Are on a forty-year not-winning streak But if Rooney actually makes it off the bench We might at least do better than the French