Luck Of The Draw

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Once slept with a black-haired lad Went up to his apartment Pretty quickly, things turned bad Passion wasn't his department Too busy shoving poppers up his nose To notice me [Verse 2] Took a chance with another Frolicking in bed But he couldn't get excited Unless I held a pillow tightly over his head Just your average boy next door [Verse 3] Well, they say some day, prince will come Not holding my breath anymore You gotta kiss some frogs You've heard that one before Now I've kissed a lot of frogs Am I better off than I was before? [Verse 4] Sitting here alone, with chapped lips I've never been a slut Though I've slept with more than a few Maybe that's something that I could aspire to There's a lotta people in this town Who never seem to come to grips with How they feel from the waist down [Verse 5] Well, I've been reading the personals There seems to be two kinds Helpless romantics, or guys with absolutely nothing on their minds But the endless bump and grind Living in a fishbowl Here at the edge of the world You can't go west forever Or you'll hit ocean bottom Looking up from the Golden Gate I can't see east of the Berkeley Hills But some people wanna live in North Dakota Maybe you can go far in Fargo