Homo Christmas

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You'll probably get sweaters, underwear and socks But what you'd really like for Christmas is a nice hard cock You deserve a cute boy who's horny and queer To make the most out of Christmas cheer [Chorus] I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas this year [Verse 2] Don't be miserable like Morrissey Let me do you underneath the Christmas tree We'll push the packages out of the way And after you've unwrapped me, naked on the floor, we'll play [Chorus] I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas this year [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Your family won't give you encouragement But let me give you sexual nourishment Licking nipples, licking nuts Putting candy canes up each other's butts [Chorus] I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas this year