That’s So Gay

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Chris Freeman] I heard what you said, I'm not stupid, you know What do you take me for? Hetero? The next time you say it, make sure I can't hear 'Cause you're pissing me off, is that clear? [Chorus: Chris Freeman] What'd he say? He said, "That's so gay!" What'd he say? He said, "That's so gay!" And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay I'll show you what it's like to be gay [Short Instrumental] [Verse 2: Chris Freeman] I heard what you said, just a figure of speech? If you meant nothing by it, practice what you preach The next time you say it, you'd better think twice Some pissed off faggot may not take it too nice! [Chorus: Chris Freeman] What'd he say? He said, "That's so gay!" What'd he say? He said, "That's so gay!" And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay I'll show you what it's like to be gay [Instrumental] [Verse 3: Chris Freeman] I heard what you said, I'm not stupid, you know What do you take me for? ...Breeder The next time you say it, make sure I can't hear 'Cause you're pissing me off, and you're not even queer! [Chorus: Chris Freeman, Joel Reader] What'd he say? He said, "That's so gay!" What'd he say? He said, "That's so gay!" And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay I'll show you what it's like to be gay What'd he say? "That's so gay!" Um, guess what? That's not okay! And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay I can make you feel what it's like to be gay