Crabby Day

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I knew when I first met him That I never would forget him To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare To sleep with him, I was excited But later I was less delighted When I found that special present he left In my pubic hair [Chorus] Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day I'll never forget him, I'm sad to say Leave me alone, I'm having a crabby day So to the drugstore without haste [Verse 2] To solve the problem below the waist Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes and sheets Walking home, who do I see? But the guy who gave those wretched vermin to me He quickly runs to opposite side of the street [Chorus] Now it's a crabby day, unhappy day To be treated in such a shabby way Gimme a break, I'm having a crabby day [Verse 3] At home, a message is waiting From a boy, I've been contemplating He's leaving town for a month and wants To see me tonight After the lotion's been applied Can I be sure every one of those critters has died Or take the risk of passing them on For a long-awaited night [Chorus] It's such a crabby day, unhappy day Why did have to call today Get me out of this, I'm having a crabby day