Blame The Bible

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro: Chris Freeman] Oh my God, have you seen this one? What? Well, scooch over and let me show it to ya Okay, well, what is it? [Verse 1: Chris Freeman] He's a politician with a love of the lord He's getting kickbacks from his seat on the church board He voted no, of course, on your civil rights And if he gets elected, he'd reverse that, all right [Verse 2: Chris Freeman] Your basic needs are not his priority He's got his reputation to oversee So if you're gay or if you just don't fit in He'll introduce you to the wages of sin [Chorus: Joel Reader] He hides behind the Bible's libel And wants to scare you straight He's redesigned the Bible's libel To justify his hate [Verse 3: Jon Ginoli, Joel Reader] Here's another Christian who swears he's not gay When asked if there's a woman, he'd rather not say And what about this asshole caught with kiddie porn? He's funneling funds through churches "to protect the unborn" [Verse 4: Chris Freeman] I can't believe, I can't believe what they say They'll say anything to get their own way They have no limits; they'll just blatantly lie In the name of Jesus, it's all justified! [Chorus: Joel Reader] They're quoting all the Bible's libel The ones that suit their needs Promoting all the Bible's libel With words but not their deeds What's written in the Bible is libel No matter what you've heard We're sick of all the Bible's libel So don't believe a word [Bridge: Chris Freeman, Jon Ginoli & Joel Reader] Do you want him for your president? No! Do you want him for your president? No! Or her, do you want her for your president? No! Or him, what about him for your president? Hell no! Do you want religion controlling your life? Hell no! Do you want religion controlling your life? Hell no! Do you want religion controlling your life? Hell no! Then I want you to repeat after me [Chorus: Joel Reader] We don't need the Bible, Bible So throw it all away Yeah, we don't heed the Bible, Bible Any-fucking-way What's written in the Bible is libel But slanders you and me So spit into the Bible, Bible And just be free [Outro: Chris Freeman, Joel Reader, Jon Ginoli & Joel Reader] (Bible is libel) Isn't it about time we gave up on Christianity? I mean, really, it's so unnecessary and so deceitful (Bible is libel) Using verses from the Bible to validate their hate Just look at all the damage they've caused (Bible is libel) So let's take away the one thing they use to perpetuate this worldwide fraud And tear up the Bible (Bible, libel) Yeah, yeah, yeah! Can you tell the difference between any of those other religions? Hell no! Do we really need any of them anymore? Hell no!