Beercan Boy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Size don't matter Well, that's usually true More important Is who it's attached to But to find a larger tool Can sometimes be so thrilling It goes down smooth Definitely more filling [Pre-Chorus] It's fat and wide I can barely get my hand around it Thick as a can of beer Waiting for my lips to surround it [Chorus] When I was young, they'd complain That I had a big mouth But now it comes in handy When my beer can boy gets randy Beercan boy, my beercan boy Beercan boy, my beercan boy [Verse 2] I want to get him off And feel his silky jizz I want to pop his top And see him spurt and fizz Look at the head on that brew! I'll go down on it and nuzzle it But no swallowing allowed Even though I'd love to guzzle it [Pre-Chorus] I'm afraid we'll get into a quarrel 'Cause with one that big It's tough to do anything more Than oral [Chorus] When I was young, they'd complain That I had a big mouth But now it comes in handy When my beer can boy gets randy Beercan boy, my beercan boy Beercan boy, my beercan boy