Average Men

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Jello Biafra] I'm sittin' in a diner at three A.M Next to a table of average men Logos covering their clothes Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters [Verse 2: Jon Ginoli] I sit there and let them be They make a point to laugh at me Sittin' in a diner at three A.M A target of the average men [Instrumental] [Verse 3: Jello Biafra] Sitting in a diner at three A.M Stared at by the average men They think that they're living right Disagree, they'll start a fight [Verse 4: Jon Ginoli] They hate me, but I resist Still, their hard looks persist Violence is a glance away If the average men get their way [Interlude: Jello Biafra] Oh, oh Uh oh! [Chorus: Jello Biafra & Jon Ginoli] Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters! Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters! Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters! Hooters, hooters, hooters, hooters! [Instrumental] [Verse 5: Jello Biafra, Jon Ginoli, Jello Biafra & Jon Ginoli] Sittin' in a diner at three A.M Listening in on the average men Trying to overhear their talk Find out what they're all about They don't have very much to say Talk about the food they ate that day Didn't have lunch, they're pretty broke Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke [Bridge: Jon Ginoli & Jello Biafra] Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke, had some M&M's and a Diet Coke Had some M&M's and a Diet Coke [Chorus: Jello Biafra & Jon Ginoli] Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters! Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters! Nascar, Bad Boys, Bud Light, Hooters! Hooters, hooters, hooters, hooters! [Outro: Jon Ginoli, Jon Ginoli & Jello Biafra, Jello Biafra] Not the average men The average men, the average men The average men, the average men The average men, the average men Yeah!