Study in Anatomy

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Oscar Brand - Pop, Folk

Study in Anatomy

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[Verse 1] Now, the portions of a woman that appeal to man's depravity Are fashioned with considerable care And what at first appears to be a simple little cavity Is really an elaborate affair Now, surgeons who have studied these feminine phenomena Find numerous experiments on dames Have taken all the items of the feminine abdomina And given them delightful little names [Verse 2] There's the vulva, the vagina, and the good old [?] And the hymen, that is sometimes found in brides There's a lot of little gadgets, you would love 'em if you knew 'em The clitoris, and Lord knows what besides What a pity it is then when we common people chatter Of those mysteries to which I have referred We used for such a delicate and complicated matter Such a very short and unattractive word [Verse 3] Now, the erudite authorities who study the geography Of that obscure but entertaining land Are able to indulge a taste for intricate topography And view those tasty details close at hand But ordinary people though aware of their existence And complexities beyond the public know Are normally contented to view them from a distance And to treat them, roughly speaking, as a show [Verse 4] When there for all us laymen probe the secrets of virginity The language that we use is somewhat blunt And we don't becloud the issue with meticulous latinity But call the whole concern a little four-letter word For men have made this useful and intelligent commodity The topic of a bawdy joke and jive Yet though the name they call it is somewhat of an oddity It seems to fit the subject they describe

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  • Oscar Brand