Do They Hang Too Low?

Lyrics

[Chorus] Any old storm, any old port Life is long, love is short You'd better get a woman, get a woman if you can If you can't get a woman, get a clean old man [Verse 1] Do they hang too low, do they swing to and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow Can you swing 'em round your shoulder like a European soldier Do they hang too low in the mornin'? [Chorus] Any old storm, any old port Life is long, love is short Better get a woman, get a woman if you can If you can't get a woman, get a clean old man [Verse 2] Do they feel too tight, do they rattle when you fight Can you keep 'em out of harm, can you throw 'em o'er your arm Do they irritate your knees, do they tear your BVDs Do they hang too low in the mornin'? [Chorus] Any old storm, any old port Life is long, love is short You'd better get a woman, get a woman if you can If you can't get a woman, get a clean old man [Verse 3] Do they hang way down, do they drag along the ground Do they feel so cool and nice when they slide along the ice Do they irritate when you snag 'em on the gate Do they hang too low in the mornin'? [Chorus] Any old storm, any old port Life is long, love is short You'd better get a woman, get a woman if you can If you can't get a woman, get a clean old man [Verse 4] Do they hang too loose from self-abuse Do they tangle in a knot, do they bang around a lot Do they twist a key, do you wish that they would shrink Do they hang too low in the mornin'? [Chorus] Any old storm, any old port Life is long, love is short You'd better get a woman, get a woman if you can If you can't get a woman, get a clean old man