The More Vulgar-Minded

Lyrics
[Verse 1] She went for a ride in a Morgan The chauffer was named Sonny Jim He fooled with her sexual organ The more vulgar minded say quim [Verse 2] Now she had a figure imperial And men beat a path to her box But she came down with sickness venereal The more vulgar minded say pox [Verse 3] Her efforts got honorable mention Why there wasn't a man she would scorn One look and they came to attention The more vulgar minded say horn [Verse 4] They would crowd just to watch her make water 'Twas a spectacle charming to see She could leak for a mile and a quarter The more vulgar minded say pee [Verse 5] One night the Good Fairy came riding And offered a wish to the lass While she sat on her buttock deciding The more vulgar minded say ass [Verse 6] She said, "Were I built like an elephant Up to heaven I'd go I'd sit on the edge of creation And drop turds on those buggers below [Verse 7] In spite of the slimmest of chances She's passed o'er the heavenly walls And now she's the Belle of the Dances The more vulgar minded say balls
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Credits
- Writers
- Oscar Brand