Lyrics

[Verse 1] There was a man from the county Claire A nobleman beyond compare He was famous everywhere As a man with prodigious [Chorus] Parties, banquets and balls, me boys Parties, banquets and balls Parties and banquets and banquets and parties And balls, balls, balls [Verse 2] Oh, they were large, and they were red Round as the sun and heavy as lead He could swing them around his head This man with prodigious [Chorus] Parties, banquets and balls, me boys Parties, banquets and balls Parties and banquets and banquеts and parties And balls, balls, balls [Verse 3] One day while walking down thе street A fair young maid he chanced to meet She thought it would be a delectable treat To twirl his prodigious [Chorus] Parties, banquets and balls, me boys Parties, banquets and balls Parties and banquets and banquets and parties And balls, balls, balls [Verse 4] She twirled them up and she twirled them down She twirled them square, she twirled them round Alas, she was crushed by a great rebound Of the really prodigious [Chorus] Parties, banquets and balls, me boys Parties, banquets and balls Parties and banquets and banquets and parties And balls, balls, balls [Verse 5] At first a shriek and then a yell The police came on and on him fell They locked him up in a dungeon cell With a ten-pound chain on his [Chorus] Parties, banquets and balls, me boys Parties, banquets and balls Parties and banquets and banquets and parties And balls, balls, balls [Verse 6] And now he sits in [?] And eye's them all with a twisted smile And he sighs and thinks once in a while Of the maiden who played with his [Chorus] Parties, banquets and balls, me boys Parties, banquets and balls Parties and banquets and banquets and parties And balls, balls, balls [Verse 7] So, if your well-endowed take heed Respect the sack, protect the seed No matter how those girls may beg and plead Don't let them play with your [Chorus] Parties, banquets and balls, me boys Parties, banquets and balls Parties and banquets and banquets and parties And balls, balls, balls