(What Girls Shouldn’t Say During Sex)

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Henry Phillips - Non-Music, Comedy

(What Girls Shouldn’t Say During Sex)

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[Spoken Stand-up] Thanks I'm going through a little bit of a breakup situation right now Which sucks And, uh, my friends are tired of hearing about it It's been about seven years or whatever, but still When something like that happens and, uh I was seeing a girl recently who was cool I don't think she knew, however, and this is important for girls, uhm There're certain things I think girl aren't supposed to say in the middle of having sex You know, like, I have no problem if you're having sex And at one point the girl says "Hey, I really like, uh, your penis" or whatever But this girl would always be like, uh, "Oh, wow, I really like penises" I was like "Penises? That's..." It's not that hard to put the word "your" in there I guess it's what you're meant to say, and, uh Here's the thing is I have no problem if you're having sex and at one point the girl says "Hey, I really like it when you do this..." you know, down there, whatever that is Uhm, but she'd always be like "I really like it when people...," uh And I'm just like "People!?" That's not the right word at all, that's not even like Gender specific, you just pictured a big crowd of people at the fucking DMV or something

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