Hello, Michele

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] But, uh, anyways So this is just, uh, a little song It's kind of a ballad, and it's a song about calling that somebody special Really late at night It's a new song, and I hope you enjoy [Verse 1] Hello, Michele I know you're probably sleeping But I just called 'cause there was something on my mind You're the kinda girl that a man could really settle down with 'Cause you're smart, faithful, innocent and kind Which is why I'm calling you tonight [Pre-Chorus 1] What was the name of that one other chick you were Hangin' out with Friday night with the pierced tongue? You know, the know who said she used to be a stripper? And you said she was making up for some emotional problems By screwing every guy she could kiss [Chorus 1] Well, is she seeing anyone right now, and if not Well, do you maybe have her number? And if she is Well then, what are you doing tonight? [Verse 2] Oh, hang on really quick, Michele Listen, I think that sounds like my call waiting Hang on really quick while I just lose that other call Click Oh, hey Jeanine, what's that? You say you wanna see me and you're not wearing any underwear at all? Hang on while I just lose this other call Click [Outro] Oh, hey Jeanine, Michele, whatever the hell your name is Listen, I better take it, it sound important But listen, we should still really get together sometime 'Cause I'd love to know more about you And besides I gotta get that stripper chick's number, but Right now, I better get this other line But I want you to know That you'll always be More or less In the back of my mind