Lyrics

[Spoken Lyrics: Henry Phillips, Cecily Knobler] Hello? Hello, Cecily? Yeah! Hey! It's Henry A-hey—wait—who? Henry? Oh, I'm sorry I met you at Kinko's yesterday You got your résumé copied and I was the one that helped you Oh, yeah, that's right. Hey! What's up? Hey! Hey! Hey! Not much, uh, well, listen, I-I'm not very good at this and, uh, but I don't if you're doing anything friday night or not- Wait, hold on, how did you get my number again? It was on your account Oh! So you just took- that's kinda weird that you just took it from my... Yeah Yeah I guess, but, uh, listen, I know you like John Mayer and everything, and I was thinking Hold on, how would you know that I like John Mayer? Where would you hear that? Well, you wеnt to this concert last year... Uhh... I mean, it was on your Visa... I did a cross-rеference with the, uh, Visa and it shows what your purchases were... What!? No, that's not ethical at all I don't feel comfortable with that Yeah, either way, we're talking now, so who knows how it works, but, uhm Anyway, I don't know if you're doing anything friday night, but I thought that... I am doing something friday, I'm busy, actually Really? Mm-hmm, for sure It's not on your calendar Why would you know what's on my calendar? Oh, just- I- I guess when you got your new phone they synced it up at the Sprint store and then that Okay, that is so not cool, like, I don't, dude, I don't know how you're doing this or why this is- you would think this is okay... Somehow our stars have aligned and, uh, our paths have crossed and I think (Somehow?) that, uhm, we can be good together- I know you're Jewish and I'm not, or whatever, but I don't think that's- Why would you know that I'm Jewish? I've just always kinda been really into, like, ancestry and, like, genealogy and I looked up your family tree, or whatever, and, uh No, I feel super violated, dude, and I'm- I'm not cool with this Well, none of that's important, but eitherway I have a shirt, uh, that I bought for you (No) and it's kinda like the one you're wearing now, but it's a little bit more of a- How would you know what kind of shirt I'm wearing now? I can see it Okay, I'm calling the cops. Bye! Hello? Hello? Huh, she's crazy