Intro/ Sneeze/ Mozart

Lyrics

[Intro] Thank you Uhm, I've always liked to say that music is sort of like my drug, you know? I know for a lot of you guys out there nowadays, especially younger people It's crystal meth or, like, crack, or whatever, smack, and, uh And don't get me wrong, I do all that shit also I just think that music's, uh, a good thing to do While you're smoking crack, I guess, and, uh [Sneeze] I- I wanna- I- I've always had the worst luck when it comes to girls and this is a true story Uh, one time I was at the bank and there was a girl in front of me in line And I had to sneeze, and I didn't wanna, like, sneeze all over her So I tried to hold it in and I don't know if you guys ever had this happen when you tried to hold in a sneezе But somehow I wanna make in the sneezе noise But at the last minute, like, the sneeze part backed out So I was behind her, and just kind of made a noise like this Where I was just sort of, like, y'know? Like... Like that, you know? It would've been better if I just sneezed, right? 'Cause that's not a sound that you wanna hear the guy making behind you when you're at the bank and shit, so, uh So nothing ever really happened with her, or whatever, but, uh But I wanna do a song for you now that, uhm It's a brand new song, I, uhm [Mozart] (Sorry, this is the right) You know, Mozart, actually, the composer Once said that the two most beautiful sounds in the world Were the sound of a musician tuning his instrument And the smack of a hand across a girl's asscheeck and I don't know if it's true or not but- Okay I feel like his words are just as true now as they were probably back in his time, but...