Lyrics

[Intro] Ooh Ah yeah Oh, oh They say, party people, this is the part of the show where they tear the roof off the mother-sucker Taking you on down to the last stop Giving it everything we got Oh baby Hey, check it out, one time [Chorus] Beatbox Master DJ Quick Gets into all types of music Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz Is the best MC that ever lived [Verse 1] Well it's time for me to tear it up So just a-ten-hut and keep your mouth shut 'Cause the Funkmaster's a-ready to rock A-rap 'til you tick-tock all around the clock And then you do the dope And then you do the don't stop That bee-bop-bop, bee-bop-bop body rock 'Cause I'm five-feet-four, what I got in store Is my own style of rappin', with rhymes galore I'm lightning-quick as vanilla, strong as a gorilla You try to get ill, hey, I can get iller 'Cause this here turf is my district So young ladies, come on and jump on it [Chorus] 'Cause the Beatbox Master DJ Quick Gets into all types of music Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz Is the best MC that ever lived [Verse 2] Well I might be short but I'm not an elf And I sure didn't come here by myself I brung the Beatbox Master DJ Quick To come along and tear up it 'Cause the boy is bad, I gotta give it to him You compete against him, your life is ruined 'Cause he can scratch on the turns or play the beatbox He'll even get on the synthesizer and rock And you'll clap your hands, stomp your two feet While Quick rock the beats that I emcee Not in a million years could we lose our touch 'Cause together as a team we're just too much See, I write all the funky lyrics Then Quick comes along to play the music Then Aaron Fuchs, he puts it on wax Then we all just max it with the royalty tax [Chorus] 'Cause the Beatbox Master DJ Quick Gets into all types of music Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz Is the best MC that ever lived So go [beatboxing] [Verse 3] Now me, the Funkmaster Wizard Wiz Is cool, calm, clever, and so impressive Take a good analysis and then you'll see That there's no competition to put against me 'Cause I'm not your average rapper you're used to hearing See, my style against his, you can't compare 'em Because a brother like me is so advanced These crab MCs don't stand a chance 'Cause I'll rock your world then take your girl Ask Ed, Carlos, Benjamin, Earl Once I got the chick and I did it Then I gave her sister to the [Chorus] Beatbox Master DJ Quick Gets into all types of music Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz Is the best MC that ever lived So go [beatboxing] [Verse 4] I remember the day I first met Quick I think it was back in '76 I didn't know him, he didn't know me We just happened to be chilling at the same party All the DJs were cutting off beat A brother like me was scared to emcee I said "I'm not being made a fool By these crummy-cutting DJs from junior high school" But Quick had juice, he got on the set He started giving us what we paid our money to get And I picked up the mic, rhyme back and forth The people didn't even want me to get off Quick was cutting the funky beat Behind his back, one hand, even with his feet I know this sounds bugged and kinda strange But until this day ain't nothing changed [Chorus] 'Cause the Beatbox Master DJ Quick Gets into all types of music Funkmaster MC Wizard Wiz Is the best MC that ever lived [Verse 5] Well this will probably be the last time You'll ever hear another MC with rhymes like mine Or a brother who gets right on the beatbox And at the same time make the synthesizer rock 'Cause the Funkmaster Wizard Wiz Is the best MC that ever lived And the Beatbox Master DJ Quick He gets into all types of music 'Cause it's only right that we proceed To give you all just what you need Because real talent is always admired And yes, I've got what is required Can't be hurt 'cause I'm not a squirt What I am is a real MC expert And the rhymes that I say, the way that I say 'em Other MCs, they all start praying Because they know what's in store And they know they can't handle the rhymes galore So all you crab brothers, get up off the tip 'Cause I'm the Funkmaster Wizard and he's the Beatbox Master Quick